XAVIER TOBY is a playwright, comedian and author from Australia who now resides in New York City. His work has been performed around the world, and for the last two years has been a member of the Athena Theatre Playwrights Group. http://www.athenatheatre.com | http://www.xaviertoby.com/
Thanks to Xavier Toby for allowing NYCPlaywrights to publish this excerpt from his play CLINTON VERSUS TRUMP SEX ROMP GO!
(They put on their masks.)
BECCA
(As Trump, with fingers in the air)
Winning!
SANDRA
Donald, I can’t wait to make you moan and groan. Like the
little bitch you are.
BECCA
Moaning! Groaning! And winning!
SANDRA
Now get over here.
BECCA
Yes ma’am.
(BECCA obediently goes over to SANDRA.)
SANDRA
On your knees.
(BECCA kneels.)
BECCA
I wish Melania spoke to me like this. I’m going to build a
wall!
SANDRA
Shut up! And stand up. And stick your tongue in my mouth.
(They mash their faces together,with the masks still on,and laugh. Then SANDRA pushes BECCA towards the bed.)
BECCA
I need you to punish me. Like I’m an illegal Mexican who’s also a Muslim. And a woman.
(SANDRA whips off the Hillary mask. BECCA carefully removes the Donald mask.)
SANDRA
I can’t believe you just said that.
BECCA
But when you were wearing this mask, you said that Bill
Clinton was a...
SANDRA
I know.
BECCA
This idea of yours, for tonight. How did you see it working
out? In your mind?
SANDRA
Not like this, obviously. I was hoping, I don’t know. Things haven’t been great with us. For a while now.
BECCA
I know.
SANDRA
Like, our issues. In the bedroom. And outside of it. And
nobody can even mention politics without it turning into a
huge fight. So I thought... Two birds. Ya know?
BECCA
I understand. I mean, I did get dressed up.
SANDRA
You look amazing.
BECCA
So do you.
SANDRA
The risky stuff. The "forbidden". It’s meant to be sexy. Well that was the plan, anyway.