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Wednesday, January 22, 2025

RESISTING FASCISM ~ A Brat Girl's Guide to Election Glam by V. B. Rankin

V. B. Rankin has directed 46 shows and has had 31 of her original scripts produced nationally and internationally winning numerous awards for writing and acting. She proudly served in the Peace Corps.

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Explored through the phenomenon of social media influence, “A Brat Girl’s Guide to Election Glam” sarcastically addresses how to become buffoon.

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This is lookin’ so slay. Bet! Next, you’ll want to your classified document bathroom and get the totes rachet loofa you can find. Rake that skibidi toilet brush until the fibers are a feathery brittle hot mess. Then plop it on yer head, comb it over and spray that shat until you burn a hole in the ozone. This is bussin! I’m shooketh!
Vibe check. It’s giving-Very demure. Very Mindful. Very delulu. All those hillbilly truck parade angry neo brown shirts are gonna wanna grab you by the gyatt. H-O-T-T-O-G-O!
Get a mid blue suit from the Brooks Brothers outlet that you can wear through decades of failed casinos, failed real estate transactions and faux luxury golf courses. Lastly, never ever stop talking. If anyone else tries to speak just talk louder and say offensive things about the military, people with disabilities, BIPOC and women. Especially women. And if the women don’t shut up, they can be cyber bullied with rape threats. Soooo Sigma.
For the final touch attach these puppet strings that stretch all the way to Russia so Putin can low key run AMEEER-ICA! Big-L.


FASCISM UPDATE: Republicans threaten to deport a bishop for being too Christian.

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